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20 Of The Funniest Blonde Jokes To Brighten Up Your Day

If you’re looking for a reason to laugh, you’ve found the right place

David Graham
The Knowledge of Laughter
7 min readFeb 16, 2025

Blonde jokes are as old as time. Okay, perhaps not that old, but they’ve certainly been around a good while, and though some may argue they are perhaps a little outdated, they probably are, even still, it’s impossible to deny that when it comes to lightening the mood, nobody does it better than a blonde.

With this in mind, here’s 20 of the best of them.

Disclaimer: no blondes were harmed in the making of this article.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be back at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”

A blonde and her boyfriend fell down a hole. The boyfriend said, “It’s dark in here isn’t it?” The blonde replied, “I don’t know, I can’t see.”

A police officer stopped a blonde for speeding and asked if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and…

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David Graham
David Graham

Written by David Graham

Due to injury I write using voice dictation software. Lover of psychology, science, humour, history, fiction & self-improvement. https://linktr.ee/DavidGraham86

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